Entertainment Value Disclaimer: As with probably a lot of personal web pages, I know for a fact that mine will be amusing to me. Whether it will be amusing to others, I can't say. I do hope you enjoy yourself here and give me feedback, and if you do, then we can share the blame. I should also mention that I use bad words and lots of pop culture references.

Technical Disclaimer: I'm learning how to have a presence on the web, but I'm definitely in the remedial class. So bear with me and if there are technical difficulties, let me know and I'll make lots of soothing noises but not really do much to fix them.

Content Disclaimer: I'll probably be writing about at least some of the people who said they wanted to read about VQ2006. I may write about you! With that in mind, I will do my best to get your permission to repeat you-related stories and/or post pictures of your cute mug, but if you see something here that you don't like, let me know and we'll figure something out. It is never my intention to make anyone feel uncomfortable. Bored, sure. But uncomfortable, no.